I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose
Paul Reiser wakes up every morning in a fog.
How did the comedian entertain the audience full of doctors?
‘Open wide, and say ha!’
Classical musicians make me laugh. Those are symphony people.
Most comedians live improverty.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.