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Paul Reiser wakes up every morning in a fog.

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Most comedians live improverty.

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I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”

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God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.

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Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.

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The museum is unveiling a mural of the great Stooge’s most famous quotations. Make sure to visit this fantastic Moe-say-ic.

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My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.

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I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose

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How did the comedian entertain the audience full of doctors?

‘Open wide, and say ha!’

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Classical musicians make me laugh. Those are symphony people.

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