I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
Classical musicians make me laugh. Those are symphony people.
God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.
I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose
Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humour.
Most comedians live improverty.
Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.
Paul Reiser wakes up every morning in a fog.