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04/13/2025

How did the comedian entertain the audience full of doctors?

‘Open wide, and say ha!’

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01/11/2025

Classical musicians make me laugh. Those are symphony people.

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12/06/2024

Paul Reiser wakes up every morning in a fog.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags celebrities, comedy 1 Comment
11/30/2024

Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humour.

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01/06/2024

God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.

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01/05/2024

I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose

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10/14/2023

The museum is unveiling a mural of the great Stooge’s most famous quotations. Make sure to visit this fantastic Moe-say-ic.

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06/26/2023

Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags celebrities, comedy, mr bean 1 Comment
02/17/2023

A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.

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Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags booze, comedy, drinking, parody, parties, satire
02/05/2023

My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.

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