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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘trains’:

05/01/17

Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?

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02/04/17

Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.

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09/05/15

Any country with good train service is highly decent rail-ized.

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12/19/13

I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose

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11/26/12

An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.

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10/16/12

Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.

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