I hate Twitter. It’s so meme-spirited.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
People on social media are so selfish. It’s always meme meme meme.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose
The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.