Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
star trek
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?
I thought Star Trek had made its last movie. I Spock too soon.
When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.
What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER
Dear Pun Gents,
I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC
AS THEÂ PUNÂ GENTS SEE IT:
- Millenium Falc Kim
- LOTR REY
- Falcon Dangerous
- Rey Anna
- AKimbo
- The Way Kim Dead
- Reyzor
- Darth Waybright
- The Cutest of Borg
- Menage a Troi
- Kim Il Skate
- Sauron Grapes
- Beverley BoneCrusher
- Wins A Latte

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