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01/21/16

BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER

Dear Pun Gents,

I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Millenium Falc Kim
  2. LOTR REY
  3. Falcon Dangerous
  4. Rey Anna
  5. AKimbo
  6. The Way Kim Dead
  7. Reyzor
  8. Darth Waybright
  9. The Cutest of Borg
  10. Menage a Troi
  11. Kim Il Skate
  12. Sauron Grapes
  13. Beverley BoneCrusher
  14. Wins A Latte
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05/08/14

Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.

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04/26/14

When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.

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01/05/13

What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?

“Make it faux.”

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04/27/12

Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.

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02/15/12

Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?

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11/29/10

I thought Star Trek had made its last movie. I Spock too soon.

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