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Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.

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What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?

“Make it faux.”

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