When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
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