I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
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