There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
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