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Puns tagged ‘catchphrases’:

01/18/13

I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!

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01/05/13

What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?

“Make it faux.”

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12/15/12

Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.

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11/30/11

What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.

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05/24/11

Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.

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09/27/10

Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”

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01/19/05

Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?

At an Oh-eh-sis!

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01/16/05

What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:

“Shows me the pun, he.”

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