I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”