Puns tagged ‘catchphrases’:
11/30/13
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus? “It’s a trapeze!” (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/29/13
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/18/13
I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!  (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ...01/05/13
What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea? “Make it faux.” (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/15/12
Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/30/11
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/24/11
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...09/27/10
Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?” (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/19/05
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza? At an Oh-eh-sis! (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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