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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘catchphrases’:

09/29/14

I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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09/20/14

Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.

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09/19/14

There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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05/26/14

I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.

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01/27/14

I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.

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01/24/14

When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

 

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01/22/14

When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.

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01/18/14

I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.

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01/16/14

Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

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12/22/13

I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.

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