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Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.

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What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.

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Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.

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Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.

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I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.

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I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.

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Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.

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