What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”