I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
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(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
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