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What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?

“Make it faux.”

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I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.

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There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

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Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”

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What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:

“Shows me the pun, he.”

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Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?

At an Oh-eh-sis!

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Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.

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