Puns tagged ‘catchphrases’:
09/29/14
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/20/14
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/19/14
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/26/14
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/27/14
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/24/14
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/18/14
I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/16/14
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy. (6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/22/13
I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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(4.93 out of 5)