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Puns tagged ‘catchphrases’:

09/29/14

I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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09/20/14

Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.

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09/19/14

There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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05/26/14

I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.

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01/27/14

I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.

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01/24/14

When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

 

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01/22/14

When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.

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01/18/14

I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.

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01/16/14

Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

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12/22/13

I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.

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