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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.

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There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.

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I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.

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When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

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I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.

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Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

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I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.

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