Puns tagged ‘catchphrases’:
09/29/14
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/19/14
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/26/14
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/27/14
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/24/14
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/18/14
I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/16/14
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy. (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/22/13
I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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(4.92 out of 5)