I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
catchphrases
I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”