Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.
Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners. Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.