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Puns tagged ‘immigration’:

03/30/16

Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners.¬†Immigration to Scandinavia is¬†Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.

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06/11/15

Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.

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01/16/14

Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

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06/25/13

Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.

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