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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘immigration’:

03/30/16

Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners.¬†Immigration to Scandinavia is¬†Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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06/11/15

Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/16/14

Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/25/13

Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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