If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
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