Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.