To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
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(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
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