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Puns tagged ‘farts’:

06/09/16

Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.

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04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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04/03/16

If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.

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12/30/15

A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.

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08/14/15

Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.

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03/05/15

Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.

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02/26/15

Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.

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04/18/14

Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.

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02/25/14

The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.

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12/27/13

The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.

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