Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
(11 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5)Loading...Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.
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