Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.
Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.