Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.