I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.