Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.