If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
Which dinosaur was most evil? A: The Tyrannosaur. He was known for T-Rex-ery.
Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
Dinosaurs with personal problems would sometimes enter theropod.
How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?
A: “Try, sir, a top?”
Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun about partying dinosaurs. Something work-appropriate, please. ~Stacia, Athens, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- They wanted to Tri assic
- Rock out to T-Rex
- Dinosaur parties are epoch
- Avoid talking to the borontosaurs
- Bring your triceratop-hat
Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?