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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘dinosaurs’:

09/03/17

Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.

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06/05/16

Ammosaurus always shoots first and asks questions later.

Nodosaurus never had money.

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09/02/15

Dinosaurs with personal problems would sometimes enter theropod.

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07/17/14

How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?

A: “Try, sir, a top?”

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02/27/13

If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.

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04/27/11

Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.

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03/09/11

STEGOSAURUS PARTY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun about partying dinosaurs. Something work-appropriate, please. ~Stacia, Athens, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. They wanted to Tri assic
  2. Rock out to T-Rex
  3. Dinosaur parties are epoch
  4. Fossilzzle!
  5. Avoid talking to the borontosaurs
  6. Bring your triceratop-hat
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01/16/11

When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.

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03/23/06

Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?

The-saurus.

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