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Puns tagged ‘dinosaurs’:

06/05/16

Ammosaurus always shoots first and asks questions later.

Nodosaurus never had money.

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09/02/15

Dinosaurs with personal problems would sometimes enter theropod.

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07/17/14

How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?

A: “Try, sir, a top?”

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02/27/13

If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.

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04/27/11

Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.

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03/09/11

STEGOSAURUS PARTY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun about partying dinosaurs. Something work-appropriate, please. ~Stacia, Athens, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. They wanted to Tri assic
  2. Rock out to T-Rex
  3. Dinosaur parties are epoch
  4. Fossilzzle!
  5. Avoid talking to the borontosaurs
  6. Bring your triceratop-hat
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01/16/11

When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.

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03/23/06

Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?

The-saurus.

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