Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?
Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?
Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.