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Puns tagged ‘paleontology’:

11/27/16

A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.

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12/02/13

Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat midgets? A: Tri low bites.

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05/21/10

Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.

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06/17/09

Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”

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05/22/09

Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.

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04/07/09

The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.

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06/01/07

Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?

Staygosaurus.

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03/23/06

Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?

The-saurus.

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11/12/05

Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.

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