The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
paleontology
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.
Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”
Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?
Staygosaurus.
Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?
The-saurus.
Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.