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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘paleontology’:

11/27/16

A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.

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12/02/13

Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat midgets? A: Tri low bites.

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05/21/10

Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.

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06/17/09

Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”

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05/22/09

Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.

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04/07/09

The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.

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06/01/07

Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?

Staygosaurus.

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03/23/06

Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?

The-saurus.

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11/12/05

Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.

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