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Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”

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Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.

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Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.

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The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.

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Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.

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A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.

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Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.

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Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.

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Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?

Staygosaurus.

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Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?

The-saurus.

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