The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.
Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”
Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?
Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?
Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.