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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘biology’:

01/13/17

How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/07/14

Every time I scrape myself, I have a bigĀ cell abrasion.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/21/11

OH MAG GOT!

Dear Pun Gents, this is for a project: I need fly-related puns. The names of the flies have to be incorporated with the puns.
Thank you! ~Sou, Seattle

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Yawn. Reading about flies all night makes me a bit drosophila.
  2. The fly diptera foot in the water.
  3. The buzz of a fly is muscidae to my ears!
  4. Horseflies make us stupid. They want tabanideas.
  5. Mayflies may not – which makes them easy to kill.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/25/10

Creating genetic hybrids of a species is known as animalgamation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/21/10

Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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02/13/10

At the visually impaired convention they were blind up for hours.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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