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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘flies’:

06/30/12

The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.

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02/21/11

OH MAG GOT!

Dear Pun Gents, this is for a project: I need fly-related puns. The names of the flies have to be incorporated with the puns.
Thank you! ~Sou, Seattle

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Yawn. Reading about flies all night makes me a bit drosophila.
  2. The fly diptera foot in the water.
  3. The buzz of a fly is muscidae to my ears!
  4. Horseflies make us stupid. They want tabanideas.
  5. Mayflies may not – which makes them easy to kill.
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