To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.

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They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.

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How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say  ‘I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’

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