Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
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(9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about that high-tech thriller, about a submarine crew that gets lost at sea due to extreme computer failure? It’s called DOS Boot. As the movie unfolds it’s clear that the vessel’s discipline was lax: not a mouse was stirring while some key bored personnel were in the washroom taking a FTP. The submarine was suddenly swamped by torrents of WAVs, and couldn’t make it to the dock. Windows were stupidly left open, resulting in an impossible Turing radius as they were overwhelmed by the C. It was a Unix situation, and as they twirled out into the ethernet the captain radioed the nearest B-52 Flying Fortran for help. “This hertz, Mac,” he cried. “It megahertz! I need a pier-to-pier transfer.” But due to BASIC errors and faulty navigation they could not find anchor, and crashed, leaving no possibility for a SQL.
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