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The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.

(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.

(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)

Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.

(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.

(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.

(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)

People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.

(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)

I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)