When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.