The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?
The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.
Hear about that high-tech thriller, about a submarine crew that gets lost at sea due to extreme computer failure? It’s called DOS Boot. As the movie unfolds it’s clear that the vessel’s discipline was lax: not a mouse was stirring while some key bored personnel were in the washroom taking a FTP. The submarine was suddenly swamped by torrents of WAVs, and couldn’t make it to the dock. Windows were stupidly left open, resulting in an impossible Turing radius as they were overwhelmed by the C. It was a Unix situation, and as they twirled out into the ethernet the captain radioed the nearest B-52 Flying Fortran for help. “This hertz, Mac,” he cried. “It megahertz! I need a pier-to-pier transfer.” But due to BASIC errors and faulty navigation they could not find anchor, and crashed, leaving no possibility for a SQL.