When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
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