To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
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(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say ‘I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
(9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
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