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Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.

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One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

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What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?

“Keep surgeon the troops!”

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When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.

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When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.

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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.

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The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.

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What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.

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Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.

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The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.

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