Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.