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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.

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The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.

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What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.

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Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.

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The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.

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Militarization. Now that’s all arming.

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I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.

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Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.

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To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.

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