To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
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They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say ‘I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’
The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.
The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.