To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.