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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘war’:

10/05/17

The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.

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08/17/17

Militarization. Now that’s all arming.

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08/07/17

I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.

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07/20/17

Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.

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04/30/17

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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12/12/16

If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.

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10/06/16

How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say  ’I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’

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02/12/16

Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.

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09/07/15

World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.

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09/26/14

One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

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