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Puns tagged ‘war’:

10/06/16

How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say  ’I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’

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02/12/16

Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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09/07/15

World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.

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09/26/14

One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

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09/15/14

Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!

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08/13/14

When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

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05/15/13

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

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12/30/12

Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.

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09/22/12

Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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07/17/12

What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.

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