The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night. He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.
Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.
If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.