Subscribe to Pun of the Day by email:









  Follow us on Twitter 

40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

Visit punoff.com.

See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘war’:

04/30/17

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
12/12/16

If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading ... Loading ...
10/06/16

How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say  ’I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
02/12/16

Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
09/07/15

World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading ... Loading ...
09/26/14

One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
09/15/14

Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
08/13/14

When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
05/15/13

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
12/30/12

Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...