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If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.

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If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.

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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.

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When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.

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They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.

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Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?

Germanium.

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The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.

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The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.

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To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.

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Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.

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