Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.