Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
war
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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