World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.
When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.