The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.