THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.