There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.