When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say ‘I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The fashion scene in Spain is intense! It’s like a Seville wore.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
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