Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
war
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Germanium.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?