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Puns tagged ‘terrorism’:

11/24/16

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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03/24/16

Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.

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01/11/16

ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”

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07/21/15

Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS

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07/18/15

The suicide bomber economy tends to follow a boom! bus cycle.

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06/15/15

The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.

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03/03/15

A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.

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01/07/15

To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie

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09/15/14

Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!

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08/25/13

Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.

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