What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’