Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”