When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
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My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
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In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
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Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
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Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
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Do terrorists seek inure peace?
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Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.
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The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
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Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
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ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
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