Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.