Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
Do terrorists seek inure peace?
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”