Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.
We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
Do terrorists seek inure peace?
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.