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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘terrorism’:

07/06/17

In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?

A: “Admiral Ackbar!”

 

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04/28/17

Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.

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04/24/17

Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

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02/01/17

Do terrorists seek inure peace?

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12/20/16

Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.

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11/24/16

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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03/24/16

Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.

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01/11/16

ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”

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07/21/15

Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS

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07/18/15

The suicide bomber economy tends to follow a boom! bus cycle.

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