Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Do terrorists seek inure peace?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
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