You can’t make fun of terrorists anymore. Except if they’re jihad-disseds.
Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.
Do terrorists seek inure peace?
Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”