War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Do terrorists seek inure peace?
Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?