We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.
Hear about the aerosol spray that militant Northern Irish Catholics have been using to kill rival Protestants? They call it in-sect-ocide.
Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.
What’s an Iraqi cannibal’s favourite dish?
Legs, Sunni side up!
(but what about cheese Kurds?)
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.
You can’t make fun of terrorists anymore. Except if they’re jihad-disseds.
Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.