The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.