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We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.

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Hear about the aerosol spray that militant Northern Irish Catholics have been using to kill rival Protestants? They call it in-sect-ocide.

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Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.

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Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.

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What’s an Iraqi cannibal’s favourite dish?

Legs, Sunni side up!

(but what about cheese Kurds?)

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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.

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Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.

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After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.

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You can’t make fun of terrorists anymore. Except if they’re jihad-disseds.

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Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.

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