All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
My spouse is addicted to the internet. She needs her daily wife-high.
My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
What’s the international language of single people?