I married the baker’s daughter because she had really big breads.
Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
It’s great dating a florist, because she always know when and where to plant her tulips.
Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.