My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
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