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Puns tagged ‘relationships’:

01/11/17

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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12/31/16

My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.

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03/22/16

My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.

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11/30/14

My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.

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10/19/14

My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

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11/18/13

I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.

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04/22/13

Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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01/28/13

My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.

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10/15/12

Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.

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04/24/12

To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.

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