When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
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(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...All married men have been sentenced to wife.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
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