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I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.

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You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”

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When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.

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On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.

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Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.

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You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.

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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.

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Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!

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I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.

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