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All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.

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I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.

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My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.

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I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.

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How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?

By ex-communicating them!

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My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

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Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

My spouse is addicted to the internet. She needs her daily wife-high.

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My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.

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What’s the international language of single people?

Desperanto.

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