My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
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