Puns tagged ‘relationships’:
08/25/17
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/03/17
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/03/17
Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!  (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/11/17
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her. (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...12/31/16
My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/22/16
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/30/14
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/19/14
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/18/13
I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/22/13
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.  (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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