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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘relationships’:

08/25/17

You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.

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08/03/17

I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.

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05/03/17

Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!

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01/11/17

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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12/31/16

My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.

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03/22/16

My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.

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11/30/14

My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.

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10/19/14

My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

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11/18/13

I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.

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04/22/13

Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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