My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
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