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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
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