I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
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