I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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