Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
relationships
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.