Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
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