Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.