Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Searching for an older woman?
Just Cougle it!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
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