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Puns tagged ‘relationships’:

03/22/16

My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.

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11/30/14

My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.

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10/19/14

My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

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11/18/13

I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.

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04/22/13

Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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01/28/13

My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.

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10/15/12

Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.

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04/24/12

To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.

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03/11/12

UNDERSTAND YOUR FAN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a title for a weekly column which would be like a ‘sports cheat sheet’ feature for female readers who have husbands, boyfriends and significant others who are sports fanatics–all with the aim to help women join in the conversation in a fun, quirky way. It would be written from an entertainment/gossip angle so that it appeals to women. It would also help explain sports terms in funny, clever ways. Can you please help? Thank you! ~Kelli, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. The Fandominatrix
  2. Girls With Balls
  3. S&M: Sports and Men
  4. MSM: Men, Sports, Meaning
  5. The MenZone
  6. The Jersey Girl [ ie sports jerseys]
  7. Understand Your Fan
  8. [PS - thanks for the donation!]
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11/17/11

I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.

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