Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant.
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