My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
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