My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
relationships
Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant.
What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
My spouse is addicted to the internet. She needs her daily wife-high.
Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.