I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.