When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.