Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
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(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
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