I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.