The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!