I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
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