To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
relationships
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.

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