When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant.
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.