Feminists have high standards. They’re always razing the bra.
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.
They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.
A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.“
NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!
The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.