If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!
The male RMT disliked his female clients. He was a massagynist.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.
They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.