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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘battle of the sexes’:

06/30/14

A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/11/14

When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/25/13

Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/15/12

Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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04/09/11

A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/12/11

The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/20/10

There is no right to privacy in some totalitarian states. For example,  they even scrutinize a woman’s menstrual cycle in Red ‘Gina.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)
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07/26/10

I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/19/10

If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/06/10

Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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