When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.“
NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!
The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.