Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.
The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
There is no right to privacy in some totalitarian states. For example, they even scrutinize a woman’s menstrual cycle in Red ‘Gina.