Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
battle of the sexes
The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.
Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.
The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.
The male RMT disliked his female clients. He was a massagynist.
As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.


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