battle of the sexes puns

The male RMT disliked his female clients. He was a massagynist.

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Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.

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Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.

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Feminists have high standards. They’re always razing the bra.

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Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?

Hump-me, Dump-me.

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Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.

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A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.

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They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.

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A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.

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When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.

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