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10/31/2023

If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

09/15/2023

NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

08/13/2023

The male RMT disliked his female clients. He was a massagynist.

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08/08/2023

When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/30/2023

Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

04/19/2023

Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

04/14/2023

As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.

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02/20/2023

When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.

(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

11/21/2022

The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.

(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)

10/22/2022

They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)