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Puns tagged ‘battle of the sexes’:

06/30/14

A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/11/14

When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/25/13

Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/15/12

Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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04/09/11

A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/12/11

The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/20/10

There is no right to privacy in some totalitarian states. For example,  they even scrutinize a woman’s menstrual cycle in Red ‘Gina.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)
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07/26/10

I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/19/10

If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/06/10

Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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