Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”

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NED: I’m against breastfeeding in public!
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because – it’s such a sore-tit affair!

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