NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!
battle of the sexes
Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.
They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.
A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.

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