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03/09/15

PRESSURE LUCK

Dear Pun Gents, 
I am looking for several slogans for a new mobile massage company in Ca. Will be tweeting 2-4X per week. View the website at elevateinhome.com
60-120 minute massages to your home, office, hotel door. No happy endings, purely legit. We are competing with two established companies, but adding extras like custom music playlists, in-home chef prepared meal. No sexual innuendo please. THANKS! ~David J

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We put the rest in stressed
  2. Pressure luck
  3. We’re Hands Some
  4. Kneadful things
  5. Knot a Problem
  6. Above the Rest
  7. We knead your business
  8. We can help you with that pain ting
  9. Relax with real acts
  10. There Therapy
  11. Everybody must get hot stoned
  12. Shiatsu happens
  13. Go for a Tuina hand-wich
  14. Go for a Hot Cup of Jo [if you have a therapist named Jo]
  15. Rolfing makes me ROLFMAO
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08/02/14

Name for a men-only massage therapy clinic: Backs Treat Boys.

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06/30/14

A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.

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05/30/12

Cosmonauts require massage.

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