I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I don’t trust people who talk about staining wood.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – they are say-tannic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
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(12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
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