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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘languages’:

11/14/14

That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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10/25/14

If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/01/14

When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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06/05/13

Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/30/13

Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/25/13

What does a Hispanic cow say?

“Moo chews grass yes!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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01/18/13

I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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10/08/12

Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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03/04/12

I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/20/12

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)
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