Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.
Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.
If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
Is it very fun when a Frenchman tells you to pronounce the words ‘ink’, then ‘Roy’, then ‘apple’?
Indeed – say ink Roy apple!
The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.