I once hung out on a street corner in France. I rued the day.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The man who didn’t use punchewuation ate his words. He was comma the earth.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Chinese translation of a word is its sinonym.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
(7 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The comedy about the frozen Persian was quite Farsicle.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
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