When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
languages
There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
Metoonym: aka a trendy buzzword.
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
The man who didn’t use punchewuation ate his words. He was comma the earth.
Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?
Because they are French and orignal.
I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.