Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?
What’s the international language of single people?
Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?
Because they are French and orignal.
There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.
I hate people who speak in sentence fragments. They are so phrasist.
How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?