That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.
Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.
I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.