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11/14/14

That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.

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10/25/14

If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/01/14

When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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06/05/13

Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.

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04/30/13

Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.

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01/25/13

What does a Hispanic cow say?

“Moo chews grass yes!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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01/18/13

I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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10/08/12

Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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03/04/12

I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/20/12

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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