As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?
Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.
Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’