I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
languages
NED: I don’t trust people who talk about staining wood.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – they are say-tannic.
How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
There are holes in France. Trou story.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.