The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
Driving schools in Britain are very stringent. Truck drivers for example must have a back-a-lorry-up degree.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”