When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
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I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
The comedy about the frozen Persian was quite Farsicle.
If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
When French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide.
“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
Portobello mushrooms in the morning is a breakfast of champignons!