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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘theatre’:

06/08/17

Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.

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03/16/12

The Biggest Loser: All Female Edition is now on Broadweigh.

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06/08/11

The comedy about the frozen Persian was quite Farsicle.

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03/15/05

The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”

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01/25/05

Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?

Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!

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