Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.
The Biggest Loser: All Female Edition is now on Broadweigh.
The comedy about the frozen Persian was quite Farsicle.