Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
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Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
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Which element of the periodic table obeys all the laws? Copper.
Sewing machines are made from aloominum.
Tilemakers use floorine.
Iron is expensive; if you want some you must pay a Fe.
Gravediggers use barium.
Why should punsters go to hell? We’ve already sulfured enough!
Las Vegas must be made of tin. Because it’s Sn City.
The lazy chemist disliked reciting the more obscure elements; it would bohrium to death.
The divorced chemist had to make antimony payments.
Bromine – the chemical for angry black men.
Compounds of which noble gas are hard to spot? Argon.
The film about the chemist in Vietnam? Boron on the Fourth of July.
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