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Puns tagged ‘chemistry’:

10/21/13

Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.

 

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09/13/13

My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.

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02/02/13

My financial advisor warned me about Varsol. He said if I went near it I’d end upĀ in solvent.

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04/19/11

Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.

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07/14/10

Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.

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04/08/10

The history of chemistry is sordid: there are ampoule accounts of vial behavior.

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05/18/09

Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.

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03/15/05

The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”

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01/02/05

When should you lick an incandescent bulb?

When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.

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