Puns tagged ‘chemistry’:
10/21/13
Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/13/13
My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.  (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...02/02/13
My financial advisor warned me about Varsol. He said if I went near it I’d end up in solvent. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/19/11
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination. (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...07/14/10
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/08/10
The history of chemistry is sordid: there are ampoule accounts of vial behavior. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/18/09
Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/15/05
The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/02/05
When should you lick an incandescent bulb? (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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