The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
consumer goods
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
Where do you buy sarcastic pots?
At a snide wok sale!
Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.
I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.