If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
Where do you buy sarcastic pots?
At a snide wok sale!
I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.
Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.