I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
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Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
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