I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.