Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.