Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
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