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Puns tagged ‘consumer goods’:

05/02/13

I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.

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11/02/11

Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.

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06/19/11

The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.

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04/20/11

Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.

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04/02/11

CARPET DIEM

Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
  2. Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
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02/28/09

I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.

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02/16/08

They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.

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02/12/08

Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.

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11/19/07

If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.

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05/21/07

Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.

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