Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Where do you buy sarcastic pots?
At a snide wok sale!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
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It’s a tacks grab!
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
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