Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
consumer goods
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
Where do you buy sarcastic pots?
At a snide wok sale!
Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.
I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.