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02/10/2022

When should you lick an incandescent bulb?

When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.

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10/26/2021

Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.

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06/16/2021

Where do you buy sarcastic pots?

At a snide wok sale!

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01/28/2021

I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.

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01/19/2021

They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.

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07/21/2020

Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.

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07/10/2020

Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.

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05/08/2020

Hear about the new levy on pushpins?

It’s a tacks grab!

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12/31/2019

Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?

It’s cutting hedge!

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12/27/2019

I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.

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