Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
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I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
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They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
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Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.
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If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
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Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
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