Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
consumer goods
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.