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Puns tagged ‘appliances’:

04/08/16

if you nuke your hair it microwavey.

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01/23/16

The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.

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09/16/15

I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.

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01/27/15

I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone¬†cooler blind.

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09/20/13

STRANGER THAN FIXIN’

Dear Pun Gents, I need a clever, fun and memorable name for me and my uncle’s business. We repair and restore nasty non-working washing and drying machines and recycle them back into the wild (meaning we sell them on Craigslist). We also do other appliances but mainly washer and dryers for now. In additions to sales we also do in-home repairs for people who don’t want to buy new or used.¬†~Roberto, Jonesboro, AR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money Launderers
  2. Grim Repairs
  3. Clean Break
  4. Stranger than Fixin’
  5. The Appliance Den
  6. Cycle Recycle
  7. KingSpin
  8. Lazarus Machines
  9. Just Wash Me
  10. Buy and CL
  11. Immortal Machines
  12. Undead Washers
  13. Soaklahoma
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06/30/13

Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.

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06/30/13

GAIT PRIDE

Dear Pun Gents,
We need a name for our walking team: something clever but nothing overly dirty as it is for work. We work in an appliance store so something appliance-related would be awesome. We are four women doing a 12-week challenge to see how many steps we can walk. ~Hayley

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Walking Machines
  2. Pedomasochism
  3. Footbelles
  4. Callous Toll Free [Call us Toll Free]
  5. When the Going Gets Stove, The Stove Get Going
  6. 12-week Step Program
  7. Amble Opportunity
  8. Gait Pride Parade
  9. Toaster Toes
  10. The Debitantes
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05/02/13

I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.

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