if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.
Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas.
Microwave ovens are in a minute objects.
The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a clever, fun and memorable name for me and my uncle’s business. We repair and restore nasty non-working washing and drying machines and recycle them back into the wild (meaning we sell them on Craigslist). We also do other appliances but mainly washer and dryers for now. In additions to sales we also do in-home repairs for people who don’t want to buy new or used. ~Roberto, Jonesboro, AR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Money Launderers
- Grim Repairs
- Clean Break
- Stranger than Fixin’
- The Appliance Den
- Cycle Recycle
- Lazarus Machines
- Just Wash Me
- Buy and CL
- Immortal Machines
- Undead Washers
Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.