When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
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