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Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.

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The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.

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When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.

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My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.

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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.

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When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.

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I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!

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Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.

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Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.

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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.

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