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Puns tagged ‘marriage’:

02/05/14

Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.

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01/11/14

If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.

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12/13/13

You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

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08/15/12

My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.

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07/29/12

An unbroken horse is mare rage material.

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04/24/12

To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.

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03/25/12

A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.

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03/12/11

The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.

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06/28/10

Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?

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05/12/10

My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.

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