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Puns tagged ‘marriage’:

06/08/15

When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.

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05/01/15

When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.

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02/05/14

Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.

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01/11/14

If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.

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12/13/13

You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

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08/15/12

My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.

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07/29/12

An unbroken horse is mare rage material.

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04/24/12

To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.

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03/25/12

A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.

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03/12/11

The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.

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