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Puns tagged ‘marriage’:

03/29/17

The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.

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03/04/17

Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

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02/28/17

My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.

As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.

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02/23/17

As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.

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10/12/16

In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.

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10/01/16

Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.

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12/06/15

My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.

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09/16/15

I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.

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06/08/15

When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.

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05/01/15

When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.

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