A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
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My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.