My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.