Puns tagged ‘marriage’:
12/06/15
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/08/15
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/01/15
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/05/14
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/11/14
If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/13/13
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/15/12
My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/29/12
An unbroken horse is mare rage material. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/24/12
To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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