Puns tagged ‘marriage’:
03/29/17
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/04/17
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.   (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/28/17
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone. As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits. (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/23/17
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/12/16
In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots. (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5) Loading ...10/01/16
Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/06/15
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/16/15
I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/08/15
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/01/15
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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