When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
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