Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.