My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
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