Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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