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Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

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Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.

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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.

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Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?

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You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

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An unbroken horse is mare rage material.

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I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!

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The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.

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My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.

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As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.

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