Puns tagged ‘marriage’:
02/05/14
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/13/13
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/15/12
My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/29/12
An unbroken horse is mare rage material. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/24/12
To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/25/12
A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.  (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...03/12/11
The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/28/10
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/12/10
My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy. (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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