My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
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