Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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