I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
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Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
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