To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
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In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.


