The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
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