The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
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