The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
marriage
Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.
If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.
To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.