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The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
| Topic: accidents, death, drowning, marriage, necrophilia | COMMENT »
As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.
| Topic: cemeteries, death, graveyards, necrophilia | COMMENT »
I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.
| Topic: beards, body hair, hygiene, necrophilia | COMMENT »
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