Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.
Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
Are bulimics all bile lingual?
Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?
Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!