Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
Canadians are alcoholics. They all belong to Eh Eh.
Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.
After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.
The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
Blind folks are the no see-est people.
Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.