The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
What did the swine flu say to the seasonal flu? H1, N1ce to meet you!
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
What’s worse than Tourette’s? Blurtigo.
Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
Canadians are alcoholics. They all belong to Eh Eh.
Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.