What’s worse than Tourette’s? Blurtigo.
If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
People with diabetes shouldn’t fool around. No more hanky pancreas!
What’s worse than colour blindness?
Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.