NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Lepers live and die by the sore.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: My arms and legs are bubbling over!
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true, I have limb-foama!
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