There’s a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.
diseases
Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
The blind jazz singer had pimples. Does noticing that make me Ray cyst?
Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
A newfound cure for depression is esteem bath.
A leper doesn’t change his spots.
What did the swine flu say to the seasonal flu? H1, N1ce to meet you!