NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Lepers live and die by the sore.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
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