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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘diseases’:

01/31/17

Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/03/16

I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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02/24/16

Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/01/15

Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/12/15

I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/03/15

During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?

 

 

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/04/14

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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10/19/14

My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/07/14

An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.

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11/26/13

Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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