What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.
PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
People with diabetes shouldn’t fool around. No more hanky pancreas!
NED: My arms and legs are bubbling over!
NED: It’s true, I have limb-foama!
It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.