Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
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