Are bulimics all bile lingual?
diseases
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.
Did you hear about the epileptic jiggle-o? He was seized as a prostitute, after cruising the spaz scene. I say it’s no one else’s business though: ‘twitch his own.
I check for gonad cancer by feeling my teste size.
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.