Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?

Because he likes them new-bile!

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If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.

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When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.

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Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.

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