All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
Which disease devastated Russia for centuries?
The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.
Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.
How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.