Where do you purchase prosthetic phalanges?
A faux-toe shop.
Tons more pun requests fulfilled today!
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s worse than Tourette’s? Blurtigo.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the hobbled gynecologist, who couldn’t walk anywhere without crotches?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
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