Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
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(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is baldness inherited or exhairited?
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Where do you purchase prosthetic phalanges?
A faux-toe shop.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
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