During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?

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An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.

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The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.

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Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]

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True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.

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Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?

Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.

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What’s worse than colour blindness?

Being chromatose.

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The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.

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Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.

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What did the swine flu say to the seasonal flu? H1, N1ce to meet you!

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