I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
diseases
Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
Lepers live and die by the sore.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
What’s worse than colour blindness?
Being chromatose.
Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.


