Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Are bulimics all bile lingual?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
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