Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
The spread of testicular cancer has reached epididymis proportions.
After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.
Are bulimics all bile lingual?
Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
I’m getting too many sources of Omega-3 fatty acids. I might have the flax-seeding disease.
Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?