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Puns tagged ‘diseases’:

03/03/16

I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.

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02/24/16

Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/01/15

Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/12/15

I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

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01/03/15

During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?

 

 

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11/04/14

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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10/19/14

My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/07/14

An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.

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11/26/13

Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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04/16/13

Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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