Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.
Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
Are bulimics all bile lingual?