The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.

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Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.

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What did the swine flu say to the seasonal flu? H1, N1ce to meet you!

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What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?

Asterrhoids.

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Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.

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Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.

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What’s worse than Tourette’s? Blurtigo.

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Which soft drink is most violently contagious?

SARSparilla.

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Canadians are alcoholics. They all belong to Eh Eh.

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Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.

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