When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
Lepers live and die by the sore.
Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
I’m getting too many sources of Omega-3 fatty acids. I might have the flax-seeding disease.
NED: My arms and legs are bubbling over!
NED: It’s true, I have limb-foama!
Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
Is it true Dr. Jack Kevorkian is a die-abet-ic?
Those born in tooth-ows innate will have perpetual dental problems.
A leper doesn’t change his spots.