Where do you purchase prosthetic phalanges?
A faux-toe shop.
Tons more pun requests fulfilled today!
Where do you purchase prosthetic phalanges?
A faux-toe shop.
Tons more pun requests fulfilled today!
All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?
I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
What’s worse than Tourette’s? Blurtigo.
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
Hear about the hobbled gynecologist, who couldn’t walk anywhere without crotches?
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!