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All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.

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Which disease devastated Russia for centuries?

CZARS.

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The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.

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Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?

Gone urea.

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I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.

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How do you surgically remove bad memories?

Get a happendectomy.

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In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.

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The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.

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People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.

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What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

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