I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.
Those with vitiligo can still have careers as supermottles.
Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
The spread of testicular cancer has reached epididymis proportions.
After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.