What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
I check for gonad cancer by feeling my teste size.
Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.