The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
Which TV show had main character with a poor choice of hair parting? Mal-Comb in the Middle.
Basketball suspense show – the Mentallest.
They’re replacing SNL with an offbeat cooking show. It’s called Saturday Night Liver.
Where can you watch nothing but Nolte? See-NN
The shock jock would interrupt his guests so often – they took to calling him Howard’s Turn.
Not every day! Jon’s too hurt to do the Daily Show.
Pavarotti has taken to hanging out on daytime talk shows. Because he’s an Oprah singer.
Which host is in a hurry to amputate sheep legs? Rush Limb-baah.
Which lefty personality likes to rate his favourite episodes from the show about the creature from planet Melmac? Alf Ranken.
Is the age we live in like a soap opera? No, but it’s so a pop era.
Some production companies use a seedy setting for filming. For TJ Hooker for example, the title character’s scenes were described as ‘Shat-on-location‘.
Radio has taught us a grim lesson: Life is FMeral, with everyone just walking about AMlessly, waiting to dial.
Puns about radio frequencies should be band.
Do midget supermodels listen to short-waif radio?
When the popular Mr. Jones was put in jail his fans took to the radio dial, calling for the producer’s release on every free quincy.
Do bipolar sufferers watch sad-delight television?
Which popular evening show features an all-male gangbang? Enter Ten Men Tonight!
Hear about the sitcom with the ‘fish out of water’ plotlines? It’s called ‘Who’s the Bass?’.
Then there was that documentary about the overcrowded Indian reserve, ie Full Hows.
The sitcom about the berserk ‘home-improvement’ father who runs amok with his tools and murders his wife and kids? Awl in the Family.
The new courtroom drama will be called Everybody Loves Arraignment.