When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
cancer
Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
CAN SOAR SOCIETY
Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great. There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Can Soar Society
- The Beat It Dudes
- See You in Health
- Chemochameleons
- Remission Accomplished