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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘cancer’:


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03/12/16

Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

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03/01/15

Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.

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06/15/13

When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.

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03/31/11

CAN SOAR SOCIETY

Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great.  There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Can Soar Society
  2. The Beat It Dudes
  3. See You in Health
  4. Chemochameleons
  5. Remission Accomplished
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