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Puns tagged ‘cancer’:

03/12/16

Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

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03/01/15

Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.

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06/15/13

When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.

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03/31/11

CAN SOAR SOCIETY

Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great.  There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Can Soar Society
  2. The Beat It Dudes
  3. See You in Health
  4. Chemochameleons
  5. Remission Accomplished
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