Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great. There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Can Soar Society
- The Beat It Dudes
- See You in Health
- Remission Accomplished