Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
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I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.
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After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
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The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.
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Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
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My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
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I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
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Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
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My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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