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My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.

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The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.

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Donating blood is A-positive thing.

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Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.

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The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.

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I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

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The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.

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I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.

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As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.

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