I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
Donating blood is A-positive thing.
Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.
After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.