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I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

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In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.

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NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?

ED: Yes. Artery hard har!

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Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“

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Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.

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Donating blood is A-positive thing.

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Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.

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I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.

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After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.

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The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.

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