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Puns tagged ‘medicine’:

02/08/17

I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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02/07/17

Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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02/24/16

Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/01/16

I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/20/15

What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/28/15

Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/18/15

Pathologists always get the coroner office.

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02/12/15

I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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