I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
What do gynecologists have in common with Christopher Columbus? They are all explore-hers.
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“