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The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.

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I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.

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As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.

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What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.

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Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

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Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

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The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.

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In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.

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The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.

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