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The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.

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After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.

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I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction

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My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.

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Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.

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Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.

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People with mortgages should abandon traditional medicine, and follow the advice of a home owe path.

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My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.

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I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.

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