The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.
As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
Massage therapy patients can be separated into two groups: the haves, and the have-knots.
What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.
Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.