The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.
Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.
People with mortgages should abandon traditional medicine, and follow the advice of a home owe path.
My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.