My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
Donating blood is A-positive thing.
Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.
As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
Massage therapy patients can be separated into two groups: the haves, and the have-knots.