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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘medicine’:

10/28/17

After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.

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05/24/17

The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.

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05/19/17

Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.

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05/15/17

My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.

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02/08/17

I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.

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02/07/17

Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

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06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

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02/24/16

Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

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01/01/16

I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.

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08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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