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10/12/2019

The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”

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09/23/2019

I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.

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06/22/2019

Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

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Categories Pun of the DayTags anatomy, china, crime, documentaries, films, medicine, movies, organ donation, organ thievesLeave a comment
05/17/2019

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

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05/05/2019

What do gynecologists have in common with Christopher Columbus? They are all explore-hers.

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04/18/2019

I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

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02/25/2019

In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.

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02/20/2019

NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?

ED: Yes. Artery hard har!

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01/25/2019

Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“

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05/29/201808/11/2018

Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.

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Categories Pun of the Day, xTags Benadryl, medicine, power tools, random, tools
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