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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘doctors’:

08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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02/18/15

Pathologists always get the coroner office.

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01/25/15

Who should you see if you don’t get your period? A periodontist.

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06/16/14

The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.

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08/07/12

As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.

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11/12/11

The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.

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