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Puns tagged ‘doctors’:

08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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02/18/15

Pathologists always get the coroner office.

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01/25/15

Who should you see if you don’t get your period? A periodontist.

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06/16/14

The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.

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08/07/12

As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.

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11/12/11

The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.

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