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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘ants’:

09/19/16

Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/19/16

I find insect vacations quite ant resting.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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