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Puns tagged ‘ants’:

09/19/16

Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.

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03/19/16

I find insect vacations quite ant resting.

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08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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