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I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.

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Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.

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If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.

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I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

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Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.

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When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.

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Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

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To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.

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Whenever I shred fruit, I do so with grate a plum.

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I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.

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