Puns tagged ‘cooking’:
08/21/17
Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/23/16
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.  (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/25/16
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/12/14
Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/24/14
When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/27/14
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/15/13
To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/04/13
Whenever I shred fruit, I do so with grate a plum. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/17/12
I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right. (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/16/12
Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ... |
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