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Puns tagged ‘cooking’:

11/23/16

If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/25/16

I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/12/14

Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/24/14

When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/27/14

Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

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08/15/13

To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/04/13

Whenever I shred fruit, I do so with grate a plum.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/17/12

I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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12/16/12

Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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12/01/12

My wife wants gluten-free cakes. I’m flourless to stop her.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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