Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My wife wants gluten-free cakes. I’m flourless to stop her.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.
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