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Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.

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I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

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For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.

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My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.

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Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.

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When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.

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To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.

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Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman

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Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

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A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.

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