To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
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A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.
My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.
Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
My wife wants gluten-free cakes. I’m flourless to stop her.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.