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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘cooking’:

11/26/17

I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.

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08/21/17

Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.

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11/23/16

If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.

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06/25/16

I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

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12/12/14

Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.

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07/24/14

When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.

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04/27/14

Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

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08/15/13

To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.

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04/04/13

Whenever I shred fruit, I do so with grate a plum.

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12/17/12

I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.

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