I foolishly mixed two food groups. The results were, at best, meaty yogurt.
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To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
Whenever I shred fruit, I do so with grate a plum.
Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
Purchasing a handheld mixer is one way to reduce whisk in kitchen.