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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘china’:

02/07/17

Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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01/15/17

I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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12/24/16

Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/15/15

Which country has the most women? The China.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/10/15

Inflation in China is yuan big problem.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/02/14

Recently banned as subversive, wordplay in the China is the work of punarchists.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/10/13

President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/26/12

Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/16/12

Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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11/24/12

You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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