Prostitutes in Krakow aren’t without screw Poles.

Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.

When the porn star advertised a free orgy, she was unprepared for the onslot.

Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.

A porn director’s beverage of choice would be a milfshake. It tastes like umami.

The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.

Latest request: Shakespeare-themed wedding puns!

I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.

Did you hear about the epileptic jiggle-o? He was seized as a prostitute, after cruising the spaz scene. I say it’s no one else’s business though: ‘twitch his own.

Hiring a prostitute has its own etiquette. Be sure follow the pro to call.

Phone sex fellatio? That’s blew caller work!

Prostitutes are buy sexual.

In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.

Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.

As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.

Porn fluffers who don’t make it into the industry often go on to airline careers as fellate attendants.

Porn stars have a social conscience too - in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.

Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.

Brothel workers in Warsaw use a lot of nail polish. It decorates their bawdies.

Do prostitutes look forward to their holiday bonus?

Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?

When a massive fire erupted at the brothel, the clients were ordered to ejaculate the building immediately.

I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.

WWII porn?

Dieppe Throat.

What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?

Prawnography!

Hear about the castrated pimp, aka the Headless Whoresman?

Brothel owners shouldn’t be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living.

How do you educate a prostitute?

Horticulture.

Does Canada import strippers from Poland?

Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?

Not in a hotel.

Do they use a lot of lubricant on porno sets?

Yes - it’s “Lights, Camera… Unction!”

Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?

It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.

If you want to meet an uncouth gigolo, just hang around the porking lout.

To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.

Why can prostitutes never be priests?

Because they’re lay people!