The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.
Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.
Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.
This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.
Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.
Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!