economy puns :: PunGents.com

The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.

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Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.

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Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.

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This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.

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So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.

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Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.

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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.

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Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.

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Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!

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