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The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.

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Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!

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Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.

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What’s that smell? Eurozone.

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Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.

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This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.

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I don’t understand the Financial meltdown of ’08. Can you put it in Lehman’s terms? All I know is that Bare Sterns didn’t cover their asses.

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One of my legs was outsourced to Bangladesh. Just another casualty of globalize a shin.

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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.

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