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Puns tagged ‘poetry’:

04/22/13

Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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05/12/12

Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?

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01/04/12

How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”

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06/26/11

The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.

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05/02/10

Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?

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06/02/05

How do educators in Japan determine whether a child is intellectually gifted?

By looking at her hai ku scores!

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