Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose
Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
Poets should be paid by the stanza. Is that such a per verse idea?
The most racist kind of poetry is probably spoke N-word.
Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.
Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?