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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘poetry’:

08/22/14

The most racist kind of poetry is probably spoke N-word.

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05/05/14

Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.

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04/29/14

Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose

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04/22/13

Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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05/12/12

Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?

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01/04/12

How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”

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06/26/11

The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.

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05/02/10

Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?

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06/02/05

How do educators in Japan determine whether a child is intellectually gifted?

By looking at her hai ku scores!

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