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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘the arts’:

03/02/11

When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt forĀ ballet parking?

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10/24/10

Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.

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12/27/09

The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.

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08/12/09

As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.

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08/05/09

Gaugin often repeated himself.

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12/21/07

Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?

Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.

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11/30/07

What is Shaquille O’Neal’s favourite play?

The Giant Monologues.

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10/31/07

I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!

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10/23/07

Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’

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10/19/07

Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.

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