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Puns tagged ‘the arts’:

03/02/11

When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt forĀ ballet parking?

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10/24/10

Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.

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12/27/09

The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.

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08/12/09

As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.

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08/05/09

Gaugin often repeated himself.

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12/21/07

Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?

Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.

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11/30/07

What is Shaquille O’Neal’s favourite play?

The Giant Monologues.

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10/31/07

I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!

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10/23/07

Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’

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10/19/07

Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.

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