When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?
Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.
The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
Gaugin often repeated himself.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.