When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?
Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.
Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
After being exposed to harmful radiation, I decided the join the Rockettes. It must have been the gam a’ raise.
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
The sculptors up in Nunavut are known for their three-dimensional relief technique aka the Deep Frieze.
How do educators in Japan determine whether a child is intellectually gifted?
By looking at her hai ku scores!