Homophony: puns about a superficial gay dude.
A pistachio pun is nut thing to be proud of.
Do punsters enjoy slicing up rump roast?
You butcher ass!
Too many radiation puns on this site?
Yes – we’ve reached an all-time glow.
Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
Longbow puns are a bit far fletched.
I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
We don’t make gasoline puns, because they’re rather fuelish.
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.