Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
Prejudiced against punsters? You’re homophonic!
A pointless pun is a yawn sequitur.
Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!
In honour of America’s bday, today’s pun will suck. We bore on the 4th of July.
Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.
The best punster in history: Adliberace.
Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.