I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
We don’t make gasoline puns, because they’re rather fuelish.
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.
Pat and Rhain got beat up in Pakistan on account of their jokes. It happened in the Punjab Region.
Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
Will we ever make Libya puns? I Gaddhafi-ling we will.
On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
I’m sick of puns about the desert – they’re so overdune.