Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.
Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
Chicken puns are absolutely fowl.
Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!