On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
I must write a new blog entry, post haste!
Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
What’s most important to a comedian?
Quality of laugh.
Puns about liver: they may taste awful, but they’re chock full of iron-y.
Did you hear the pun about the crotch?
It’s a real groiner.
If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.