Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
Chicken puns are absolutely fowl.
Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
Anyone who likes to quote punsters is a saidist.
NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.