How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
We don’t make gasoline puns, because they’re rather fuelish.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?
Because they are French and orignal.
Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.
Do punsters enjoy slicing up rump roast?
You butcher ass!
The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.
My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.
Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.