Anyone who can’t make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.
puns about puns
I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!
In honour of America’s bday, today’s pun will suck. We bore on the 4th of July.
As a punster, I took a break from self loathing. That’s why I’ve been on I hate us.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
The punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it’s my rye-bald sense of humour!”
Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.