I made a pun in springtime. It was a May zing.
What do you say after making a video-game joke?
“No pun Nintendo’d!”
When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.
In France do they like rabbit puns?
Yes, they’re lapin it up!
Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.
Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!