Prejudiced against punsters? You’re homophonic!
puns about puns
On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
The study of puns: agroanomy.
Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
PunGents.com has proven the existence of unicorns! People are always telling us, “Unicorniest guys I know.”
Puns should be banned in schools: they’re a dolt humour.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
ED: No…
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.