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Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

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Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.

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Our work as naming consultants is a blast. It’s been a fun nominal experience.

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Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.

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Do Pat and Rhain ever hang out in Starbucks?

Yes, it’s a sign of PunGentrification.

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Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.

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Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.

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When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.

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Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.

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I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!

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