Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
puns about puns
Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
Do punsters enjoy slicing up rump roast?
You butcher ass!
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.
Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.
Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.
Do Pat and Rhain ever hang out in Starbucks?
Yes, it’s a sign of PunGentrification.
A punster’s preferred medium is wrought irony.

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