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Puns tagged ‘insomnia’:

02/28/15

Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.

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02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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05/28/14

When I heard the pun about the sleepless midget, I was un imp rest.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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10/17/10

There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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