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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘insomnia’:

02/28/15

Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/28/14

When I heard the pun about the sleepless midget, I was un imp rest.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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10/17/10

There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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