Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a little person yell on a rollercoaster?
“Wee!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...THE PUNOFF HAS BEEN MOVED INDOORS DUE TO THE WEATHER. THE WEBCAST MAY BE AFFECTED.
Some little people are underachievers. Their minds go to waist.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I met a little person in hell. He was a demonutive fellow.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
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