Puns tagged ‘the little people’:
05/12/17
Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, gnome adder how small they are.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/08/17
Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/22/15
Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/17/15
Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/11/15
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.  (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/28/14
When I heard the pun about the sleepless midget, I was un imp rest.  (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/19/14
Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/03/14
Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...12/02/13
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat midgets? A: Tri low bites. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/12/13
If we ever offended midgets, let us now appall low guys. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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