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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘the little people’:

05/12/17

Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, gnome adder how small they are.

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01/08/17

Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.

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08/22/15

Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW

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04/17/15

Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!

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01/11/15

The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.

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05/28/14

When I heard the pun about the sleepless midget, I was un imp rest.

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04/19/14

Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.

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03/03/14

Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.

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12/02/13

Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat midgets? A: Tri low bites.

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10/12/13

If we ever offended midgets, let us now appall low guys.

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