What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
“Pig me!”
What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
“Pig me!”
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!