Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
Does the King of The Little People rely on inchmen do to his bidding?
We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.