How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, gnome adder how small they are.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
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