Puns tagged ‘the little people’:
06/17/10
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
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Midget HQ is in the sMall of America. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/09/09
We believe in rights for midgets, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/15/09
How can you tell if a midget is blind? He’s low in the dark. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/27/09
A midget psychaitrist, aka a shrunk. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/15/09
First words from a midget alien: “Take me to your ladder.” (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...06/03/09
Don’t overburden a midget. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/16/09
THE PUNOFF HAS BEEN MOVED INDOORS DUE TO THE WEATHER. THE WEBCAST MAY BE AFFECTED.Some midgets are underachievers. Their minds go to waist. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...04/30/09
Why can’t midgets be killed? Because—they aren’t more tall beings. (8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...03/26/06
Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears? Because - it’s gno-mo-phobia! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/03/06
What does a midget yell on a rollercoaster? “Wee!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/27/06
Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/16/06
Which African country is populated by pygmies? S’malia! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/12/06
Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal? Gnome Chompsky. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/10/06
NED: I got into an argument with a midget today. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/12/05
When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/29/05
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire? They called him Plaid the Imp Aler. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/15/05
What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork: “Pig me!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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