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I met a little person in hell. He was a demonutive fellow.

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Why can’t little people be killed?

Because—they aren’t more tall beings.

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Little people… knee high say more?

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Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.

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What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:

“Pig me!”

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NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.

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Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?

They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.

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For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.

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Does the King of The Little People rely on inchmen do to his bidding?

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We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.

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