Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
I met a little person in hell. He was a demonutive fellow.
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
Little people… knee high say more?
Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
Does the King of The Little People rely on inchmen do to his bidding?