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Puns tagged ‘the little people’:

08/22/15

Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW

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04/17/15

Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!

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01/11/15

The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.

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05/28/14

When I heard the pun about the sleepless midget, I was un imp rest.

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04/19/14

Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.

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03/03/14

Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.

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12/02/13

Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat midgets? A: Tri low bites.

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10/12/13

If we ever offended midgets, let us now appall low guys.

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10/01/13

Where do midget terrorists live? Halfghanistan.

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12/09/12

Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.

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