The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
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(10 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears?
Because – it’s gno-mo-phobia!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
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