Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?