What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
“Pig me!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
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