Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
(10 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
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