Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears?
Because – it’s gno-mo-phobia!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I met a little person in hell. He was a demonutive fellow.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What does a little person yell on a rollercoaster?
“Wee!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Does the King of The Little People rely on inchmen do to his bidding?
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