Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
the little people
Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
Little people… knee high say more?
Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears?
Because – it’s gno-mo-phobia!
Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
I met a little person in hell. He was a demonutive fellow.
Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
What does a little person yell on a rollercoaster?
“Wee!”
Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.