Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
the little people
When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
“Pig me!”
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.