Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears?
Because – it’s gno-mo-phobia!
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.