Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.