Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Does the King of The Little People rely on inchmen do to his bidding?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
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