Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
What does a little person yell on a rollercoaster?
THE PUNOFF HAS BEEN MOVED INDOORS DUE TO THE WEATHER. THE WEBCAST MAY BE AFFECTED.
Some little people are underachievers. Their minds go to waist.
Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
I met a little person in hell. He was a demonutive fellow.
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.