We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.
Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!