When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears?
Because – it’s gno-mo-phobia!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a little person yell on a rollercoaster?
“Wee!”
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