Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?