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Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.

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What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:

“Pig me!”

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NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.

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Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?

They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.

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For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.

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Does the King of The Little People rely on inchmen do to his bidding?

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We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.

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Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?

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Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.

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The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.

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