NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
famous quotes
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”