What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Wide men can’t jump.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
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