Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”