When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The museum is unveiling a mural of the great Stooge’s most famous quotations. Make sure to visit this fantastic Moe-say-ic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
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