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Puns tagged ‘famous quotes’:

04/27/12

Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/21/11

Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
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06/21/11

When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/17/11

When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/01/11

Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/21/10

Did Jesus ever get a haircut?

Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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06/20/10

Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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04/09/10

After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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04/04/10

Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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12/29/09

Wide men can’t jump.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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