Puns tagged ‘famous quotes’:
04/27/12
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/21/11
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”  (8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/21/11
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.” (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/17/11
When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.” (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/01/11
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/21/10
Did Jesus ever get a haircut? Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...06/20/10
Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’ (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...04/09/10
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!” (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...04/04/10
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“? (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/29/09
Wide men can’t jump. (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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