When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”