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What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?

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Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“

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Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”

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When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

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When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”

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Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.

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Did Jesus ever get a haircut?

Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.

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Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’

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After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”

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Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?

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