The museum is unveiling a mural of the great Stooge’s most famous quotations. Make sure to visit this fantastic Moe-say-ic.
famous quotes
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?