Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
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