NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
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Loading...Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
(24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
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